Where have you guys been?

Man I haven't talked to the vast emptiness known as the internet for ages! I haven't, and I have missed it.

A few things:

• Blogger Sucks. This is not new to any of you with a blogger account, I know. But I just have to put it out there. It is L.A.M.E. And by lame I mean it is worse than eating donkey pooh. It is really that bad...But let me tell you how I really feel...
• WE GOT CHICKEN!!! We did. Chicken. Right out Sunny's butt. And I have so much more to say about that, and as soon as blogger lets me post pictures I will tell my beautifully-grosstastic story. Can you even wait?!?!?! I know, I know, it's gonna be tough, in the meantime take it up with blogger.
• Sunny had her quarterly Heart Check-Up. Everything looked FABULOUS. No changes. Everytime the Doctor asks the "Does she tire easily?" question I want nothing more than to say YES, but alas we take healthy heart over a calm, mellow girl. 2 days later, on Father's Day Sunny split her chin open. It required a stich and some glue and a visit to the ER, which she loved. She can't wait to go back. Ask me how... I will tell you later...
• I am tired. School's out all 5 kids are home all day. And all 5 kids are bored. It is 8 Million degrees outside so we are confined to our house, that is a little small, all day. If we want to get out of the house we have to find an air-conditioned place that is fun and doesn't break the bank. So we are limited. We have zoo passes we love, we go to the zoo atleast twice a month, except the summer of course, but all summer I have to listen to my kids BEG to go to the zoo. Seriously. Is it not as hot to young kids? Because I suffocate and die walking to my driveway. Granted I have a few extra layers of fat on my body, well, so maybe Finn can relate because I think he is actually fatter than me.
• Since I am tired, everytime I try to blog, I fall asleep. And Sunny and Calvin LOVE it because it gives them a chance to call me "Jeff" as in "WAKE UP, JEFF!!!" which they think is the funniest thing they have ever done in their short little life. much to learn they do have, my young Jedi masters...
• Calvin wishes he were a toilet. HUH? Yeah, that's what I said too. We were at the movies seeing Nacho Libre (what's that you say? You haven't seen it yet? You really have to...if you like Jack Black, Mike White, Jared Hess or Anything funny...) and it was good...really good... Ryan took Calvin to the bathroom after and Cal was trying to find how to flush. Ryan said "Doobs, it flushes all by itself, you don't have to flush it" and Doobs said "Man, that's awesome...I wish I was a toilet". So we have Tyler who wants to be a bear or a dollar and Calvin wants to be a toilet. Maybe instead of a Yukon XL we should have gotten a short yellow bus...
• I have been writing often. Just not to blogger. I am making an attempt at writing a book. I have always wanted to and it is quite therapeutic so I decided to give it a try.

And in other sad, very sad news.... My purse broke. The strap is tearing. I am not sure what it is about this particular purse that I love so much, but I have a deep undying love for it. I got it at Target actually, it is a cool hobo bohemian style and I loved it the second I saw it. And then I noticed it was a mere $6.48!!! WHAT??? I should have bought 3. Ryan LOATHES it. He thinks it's ugly. I, however, will mourn the loss. And nothing will make me feel better like shopping for its replacement. WAHOO!!!